Marathon Viewing This Year's Holiday Movies: The Good, The Bad and The So-Bad-It's-Good.
It is the season to relax on the sofa and consume a box of festive treats in front of a terrific flick, a bad movie, or one that’s so bad it’s good.
This year, a crop of new Christmas films strives to join part of our festive viewing—maybe even joining the ranks alongside enduring classics like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
So, in a noble effort to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to find the Christmas spirit, I marathoned as many new festive movies as possible in a single day.
First Up: The Jonas Brothers' Holiday Flick
Beginning, ideally, on a good foot. This release is the exclusive 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the best 100 festive features of all time.
The popular band find themselves stuck in the UK after wrapping up their world tour and must make it back for Christmas. Their attempts are hindered by an malevolent Father Christmas, who breaks into song to announce they won’t get home until they “rekindle their familial spark.”
The back-and-forth between the bickering brothers is amusing even for the casual viewer, while fans will certainly catch lots of in-jokes as they attempt to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not legendary, but is excellent for fans and a positive start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who are obliged to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland has been cast as a movie actor roped into a pantomime.
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and older lead Brad Mack, who has hit a rough patch and whose representative has deceived him into thinking he’s appearing in high-class London stage.
His Aladdin cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. One can imagine their reply. That is, unless you’re not acquainted with traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some very funny lines, some heartwarming storylines, and the rest of the cast is excellent, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
10.19am - Christmas Karma
An actor appears at the outset of this film, too, insulting someone for the second consecutive movie. Is this a new Christmas tradition?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who collects Mr Sood, the latest spin on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by a star of Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The familiar story progresses as the tight-fisted Mr Sood is confronted by the spirits of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least distinct from all the others, but sadly he’s not very captivating and Nayyar’s performance is wooden—a problem when he’s so central to everything.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
12.04pm - Stuffed
Before lunch for a channel's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he gets an large festive windfall at work, his wife (starring Morgana Robinson) persuades him spending the sum on a holiday to Lapland.
There’s just one issue—he finds out there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to return the difference.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the decorations and snow are in the backdrop—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (starring Minka Kelly) is sent to a vineyard to do a deal for a sparkling wine company. En route, she runs into a man in a literary haven who offers to show her a festive Paris.
A critic recently declared this is the top new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a Christmas romance with a dash of elegance and gives the obligatory cozy feelings.
The scene with a detailed conversation about Die Hard is very good too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
A Charming Quest
Teenage Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, despite the persuasion of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him the truth.
The secret is out there, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the expert help of a panel of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s low-key but sweet, and perfect viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a quarrelling American family who come back together for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer begins by referencing Christmas classics like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in execution it’s really a combination of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character eventually comes into her own.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
6.43pm - A Scottish Christmas Secret
The day’s gone downhill, but happily here’s a new entry in the crowded field of cliched, saccharine, over-the-top—and highly entertaining—holiday fare.
It’s a story as familiar as can be: An American woman travels to a far-off wintery locale and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher